| Off Topics include: (in no particular order) |
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| Why do you like to stand outside? |
| What's up with gravity? |
| Are you a "real" doctor? |
| What are your hobbies? |
| Should you check your spelling? |
| Science trivia |
| Let's Think |
Then if anyone asks, you can say I'm "out-standing."
Nothing! Gravity Sucks!
no
...but I know more about immunology than "Dr." Rand Paul, but that isn't saying much - even Howard Stern knows more about immunolgy than "Dr." Rand Paul.
I like to vacinate autistic children by getting my daughter to give them Girl Scout cookies.
I lace them with all sorts of vaccines before she goes out...
See more about it here: What's in Girl Scout Cookies.
And the follow up: And here's some milk with those cookies..
Which is better Star Wars or Star Trek?
How could you even ask that question? Haven't you ever watched The Big Bang Theory ?
What's the best "brain food"?
The Chinese think it is fish brains. Zombies think it is just plain brains. I can't decide which one is right.
What is your favorite demonstration?
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
I like to blow things up, but blowing the whole UNIVERSE up? It's totally mind blowing, man. Of course, I'll probably be dead for tax reasons...
What do you think of drones?
They just go on and on and on.
Oh, you mean those things that fly... My Bad.
Doctor Science, can you tell me what's wrong with me?
Yes!
...but you don't want to know.
Nobel Prize winning physicist, Richard Feynman once wrote a book called: "What Do You Care What Other People Think? So, what do you think?
I don't.
That same Nobel Prize winning physicist, Richard Feyman, wrote another book called: "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feyman?" Was he joking?
No, he wasn't, but he should have taken more chemistry.
Do you have an inventions?
We invented something we like to call the anti-ouija board - ajiuo board © ® to be more confusing. Instead of trying to ask dead people for advice, we decided to tell dead people what to do. First we tried drilling long holes in cemeteries and yelling down tubes we stuck in the holes, but the police made us stop. After years of research, we came up with the ajiuo board © ®. Granted, it only has three possible picks, but all have them have worked. They are "Don't move," "Stay dead" (sorry, you zomby lovers), and "Stay there." We tried to add "Rot" and "Decay" and "Spread your ashes out some more," but not everyone was cooperating...
Terry Pratchet once wrote a book called: "Hogfather" what is it about?
It is basically a cross between Downton Abbey and The Santa Clause with different accents and a really cool white streak of hair.
Terry Pratchet once wrote a book called: "Mort." How does it end?
IT'S TIME TO GO NOW!Time to think...
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